Doctor And Nurse Joke 81 Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show? Doctor And Nurse Joke 32 Doctor: You need new glasses Patient: How do you know? Doctor And Nurse Joke 20 Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. A nun only serves one God. Please sit on the couch. Doctor And Nurse Joke 159 Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I m a nit Will you get out of my hair! One, but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room. Doctor And Nurse Joke 163 What kind of physician works on a cruise liner? Doctor And Nurse Joke 152 Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? Working in a hospital several years ago, me and my co-workers had quit an experience. Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it! Doctor And Nurse Joke 141 Jack went to see the camp nurse.
Wallace, was living in a nursing home. Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?. Doctor And Nurse Joke 146 How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility? Doctor And Nurse Joke 112 Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown. Doctor And Nurse Joke 19 Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon! Doctor And Nurse Joke 95 A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off. Before she knew it, her day in hell was over and she returned to heaven.
Doctor And Nurse Joke 6 Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? They can be really tough to find in any condition. It was after he finished with my first eye that I nearly jumped out of the chair. Not really — I spill most of it! Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like. Along with jokes about nursing school or clinicals, there are also jokes about male nurses. An experienced nurse can´t hear any alarms at any distance.
Doctor And Nurse Joke 43 Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do? This series finished with number 60 a hard to series finale with a white cover making it rare in high grade Daredevil Vol. Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup. Smith: But how do I open the can of beans?! If it's dry make it wet. God knows how old the salad was!!!! Always ask for on-call pay before agreeing to overtime. Doctor And Nurse Joke 103 Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body? You know you're a nurse if. Once the web dries up this one could be a tricky find thanks to low printings for later issues.
Unfortunately at the next bed the patient is well and truly deceased, not an ounce of life. Lacunae 3 This short lived series featured articles for the so called intelligent comic enthusiast. The toast is getting cold! Doctor And Nurse Joke 60 Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia. Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator? Contrary to what most people believe in, Nursing is far from boring.
Doctor: What does he call his other eye? Every time someone asks you for a pen, you can find at least three of them on you. Doctor And Nurse Joke 133 At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. Sit on the edge of the bed and you ll soon drop off. I think I deserve to go to heaven. D: Yes, that is also true.
As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands. Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now! Doctor And Nurse Joke 22 Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me One at a time please Doctor And Nurse Joke 23 Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? Doctor And Nurse Joke 169 A nurse had to take a patient back to her room after surgery. Camper: It should, I practised all night! If it moves, rattles, shakes, falls down, or won't stay in place: tape it. Doctor And Nurse Joke 28 Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out! Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Me and the other nurse started looking more closely at the noodles and mixture. I was very scared about going to the eye doctor to get a certain procedure done on my eyes. Five minutes later she came across another open door and looked in.
As much as the doctor orders. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. Doctor And Nurse Joke 79 Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will. Yesterday, this place was beautiful. Doctor And Nurse Joke 118 A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital.
A Graduate Nurse doesn´t find this funny. A Graduate Nurse looks for blood on a bandage hoping they will get to change it. Doctor And Nurse Joke 77 Doctor, Doctor I think I m a moth Get out of the way, your in my light! Pays better than McDonald's though the hours aren't as good. Be a part of Long Island Firearms by or You also have the ability to login with your facebook or twitter account. John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Once she comes back they go for it. Doctor And Nurse Joke 11 Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot. Then you ll have a bad headache.
Celebration of holidays with all your friends. In walks a lady dressed in silk scarves and wearing large polished-stone jewelry. Doctor And Nurse Joke 42 Doctor, Doctor I think I m a yo-yo. Every time you walk, you make a rattling noise because of all the scissors and clamps in your pockets. A: In case they have to draw blood.